terrible tueday vibes in this fazoli’s 🍝 commode

what say you loaded chicken broccoli penne befor I shove you in my gaping maw? “Fazoli! Fazoli! I curse thee.” Yeah, this is for Mr. Toyoda, my bitchy cabbage noodes. Gulp-a-kah-ye modofudo

1 day I’ll make it to the Fazoli's in the sky. just a giant bathroom, but the floor is made of penne and stacks of lasagna bricks in the corner. gawd is good - Shangri-La

The thing about being a billionaire is it doesn’t mean your political opinions are worth anything

An 18-year-old gunman burst through the door of an elementary school with an assault rifle and murdered 19 kids and, in response, Republicans are proposing new limits ON DOORS I wish this were a parody

At this point, Amber Heard has become a completely dehumanized stand in for all the hate people have towards women but can't find a way to justify x.com/RottenInDenmar…

Apparently had a student this year who said they were upset that I said "fuck Nazis" in class. Tough shit, kid. Fuck Nazis.

In 24 hours, Elon Musk banned accounts he said he never would, made up new rules to justify it, threatened legal action against a 20-year-old, pontificated on how doxing is banned on the platform, and then immediately doxed a man. trib.al/V9JEL5O

Elon Musk is making a great case for why we need to tax the HELL out of billionaires.