legit covered in bug bites rn and one of them is literally IN a two week old tattoo that i am already fighting not to scratch

kinda wild when i’ve explained my kitten introduction process with my current cat, how many people have told me “yeah i know you’re not supposed to but i just threw the new cat right in with my cat/s” 😒

omfg 😭

my mom has such a horrible case of mother in law syndrome going on right now with my grandmother and it’s tearing our family apart and i’m afraid one of them is gonna kill the other 😀

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For everyone asking me- I have ONE sex tape- ONE. I’ll sell it to you for $20k I also WILL FaceTime you, but only for 15 min and you’ll have to pay $3,000. But you could buy my solo content for an actually reasonable price and STOP ASKING FOR THINGS I DO NOT OFFER :)))

Unpopular opinion: As I get older, all this looks disgusting

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my ankle has been feeling weird so the chiropractor yanked on it and i had a spiritual crack

i’ve been trying to carry around and also harass my kitten as much as possible so he gets used to being held and bothered

also why are y’all pieces of shit lmfao. i’m actually so sick and fucking tired of this community

Rent alone is $2,350 and yall still screaming "it's a man's job to provide" girl stfû and help that man with ya selfish ahh

@ the 800 men in my message requests i do not reply for free/without clear intent to pay

the kids yearn for speed garage

when your Mom is your og hater

i’m on small business instagram and a huge fan of 99% of the food/beverage cart businesses but the “cake bar” gotta be the absolute dumbest one dude i’m sorry

highly recommend 💘

the amount of male vocal features on vibe chemistry’s new album is ew lmao ugh