This is absolutely spot on by Caroline flack dance teacher Kevin Adams “you don’t need to be kind, just shut your mouth” #ripcarolineflack

I am 33 years old and I still consider the first week of September to be more of a new year than January 1st new pencil case new me x

i keep forgetting most ppl aren't chronically online i just called my co worker 'bestie'...she took a long look at me then said "thank you i've never had a best-friend"

pov: u look at me during the sad part of the movie

giorgio is too pure for love island honestly 😭 just give him his check #LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland

me after being at work for 1 hour

i fear they beat destiny’s childish altogether #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

blu is like a fungal infection that you can’t get rid of because what do you MEAN he’s gonna be on our screens again #loveisland #loveislanduk

Sorry is Blu dressed as a germ?? #LoveIsland

The whole of the UK when Dejon and Meg got dumped. We’ve done it Omd #loveislanduk #LoveIsland

me after i said i was done crashing out

ngl the person who decided hummus pots no longer need lids needs to be assassinated

No more fun weekends, I’m saving playing broke & being boring

It’s Monday again, the weather’s getting colder, the sun’s setting earlier and there’s no bank holiday until Boxing Day

i lowkey can't believe these people are allowed to walk among us

🚨REMINDER🚨 The UK mobile phone emergency alert will be tested again. It is set to take place at 3pm on all UK phone devices TODAY. It will be a 10 second clip on your phone, with a vibrate and a message which will begin like this:

Just transferred money from my savings…………….

i say i would do anything for a billion but this is one of the few things i’d never do for any amount of money

You try to save a little money and all the sudden there’s a concert, two friends birthdays, an Airbnb cottage weekend and a vacation to go on.