I SAID we supposed to be saving our money!!!

Are u normal or do you inspect the piece of chicken every time u take a bite out of it

🥹🥹🤧

8AM before 7AM on your 9-5 your day off

Doesn’t matter what time of year it is if you tell a British person you have a cold they’ll tell you there’s one going round

Me sacrificing my entire career for 8 extra minutes of sleep

I may be a girl with huge tits, but first and foremost; I am a hater

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

how tight my christmas budget is this year.

What are you actually meant to do when there’s workmen in your house? Do you stand there and talk while they work or look really ignorant and sit in another room? I feel awkward doing both

me when the sky is blue for the first time in two weeks

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine