Read the the intro to #houseofleaves today and I love that I got the feeling of a roller coaster bar locking into place and starting off…

omg I can’t believe taylor swift cut in front of squidward in the bathroom line 🫢 #SuperBowl

Target simmer sauce did me dirty tonight folks…I don’t think I’ll ever emotionally recover from this… 😔

I’m still thinking about how my fiancé woke up this morning and said “I’m still trying to figure out if I’m grumpy. I can’t remember…” and walked away.

I wanted to the cat and dog to get along well enough to not chase each other or fight, not well enough to work together to steal food 🙃

Loving that the smell of taco seasoning is wafting through the whole neighborhood on this fine cinco de mayo

I want to know more about the train of bread bits going down the sidewalk this morning…true to the original story the local wildlife had a feast, so I hope whoever left them isn’t lost lol

We’re at the point in the school year where “it’s Friday” is a greeting, words of encouragement, motivation, and a feeling and is said in varying tones lol #teacher #3moreweeks

If anyone sees this and wants/is able to support my classroom, it would be much appreciated :) #clearthelist #clearthelist2024 amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 109 DAYS, AND SINCE THE OPENING OF UNION YARDS, THE PHILADELPHIA UNION HAVE WON A GAME AT SUBARU PARK!! UNION YARDS CURSE…OVER!! A 5-1 WIN! 14 YEAR OLD CAVAN SULLIVAN’S DEBUT!! 3 POINTS FOR THE U!!! LOOK AT THE SCENE ON REANEY STREET! #DOOP

I need someone to make one of those Jesus candles but with Hayes on it #uswnt #Olympic2024

YOUR #PARIS2024 GOLD MEDALISTS 🇺🇸🥇

ever just have the overwhelming need to marathon the twilight saga?

ngl my uber drivers driving is a little chaotic buuut he did shave a few minutes off my arrive time where I would’ve been late to a meeting so I can’t complain 🤷🏼

I think I just got my best compliment from a student today, she said I look how she imagines Zeus if Zeus was a girl ⚡️

realizing I should have kept my twilight saga dvds 😩

Nothing like the nighttime ambiance of raccoons fighting 😌

Omg we just got home to my dog taking the most massive shit on our floor wtf

In my “8 and a half days until winter break” as a greeting era 🙂