me ignoring you is being nice because i have nothing good to say

I want a pink yeti cooler so bad and i don’t even need it but I DO

Me letting a minor situation ruin my whole mood and go silent for an hour

The way I’ve been spending money lately is craZEE

We absolutely do and that’s why we don’t have kids.

Me waking up after one night of drinking

For Christmas I would like an oil change, an utility bill paid, gift card for groceries, vehicle detailed, 4 new tires, & gas money. 😂😂 Frfr.

i hate working but i love money

Please

Why am i SOBBING over love island games rn 😭😭😭

I need a brunch day ASAP

i love being mean to people who deserve it like that’s something therapy cannot do

Tried to do a march dump and realized I don’t have a fucking life

My work voice is so funny because what’s all that about

Bitch Fuck U