Watch this m.youtube.com/watch?v=a-sWFZ…

Being able to speak Chinese should be called ni hao know how

Saving up all four of my dine and discover vouchers for my big Raya date

Alec Baldwin could be the luckiest guy on earth. He got to be a baby again.

Just watched Cruella. They should rename joker to CruelNY

pleading insanity to get out of a $14.00 parking ticket

There are so many ways to get high without drugs and I plan to explore them all

U need $250, a rolled up note and a credit card to get high. All I need is the sauna, a cold plunge and the joe rogan experience.

Imagine being the first uni revue on after covid. You’d feel like the first guy who got Bitcoin

I had never been to a restaurant before getting the dine n discover vouchers. It was great.

Smile 🙂only takes one character. So use it 🙂

Girls news and boys news ☺️ ABC News

No one asked me on r u ok day 😔gonna try get bashed for the next one so maybe someone does

They don’t need to call it tasty cheese I already know that

My best note

You can only call it Bega cheese if it comes from Bega region of Australia

Elon Musk don’t wanna buy Twitter anymore but what if they put electric battery inside it? Follow me for more jokes

My order at domino’s is the same as my order at Lowe’s extra large Hawaiian

My new special out on YouTube it’s called if weren’t filmed nobody would believe. Glad it was filmed because it is crazy!!! youtu.be/GHJFTWX-Kv0

I heard of hypernormalisation but what about HYBPA normalised A Chen. Thanks for all the laughs.