Being in your late twenties is just messaging your closest friends back and forth trying to find a weekend to hang out together but you’re both out of town on opposite weekends so it takes three months to hang

Telling a little girl she’s should become a lawyer is a subtle adult way of telling her she a little cunt

Wow laying down and watching TikToks made my tummy hurt less @scientists research this pls

The only people who are still regularly posting in meme Facebook pages are elder millennials, honestly good for them

Is it cultural appropriation for a straight man to have a brat summer?

When I’m cracking jokes in the gc and I finally get a 😆 react… about damn time

The ALP offensive against the CFMEU is about state budgets, developer profits, and factional convenience. jacobin.com/2024/08/austra…

Guys it’s starting to become summer 😭😭🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

This is herstory

Shout out to guy who saw me struggling to light a ciggie and said oi and threw a lighter towards me before he drove off. The lighter broke but your kindness was appreciated

Brat has brought hyperpop into the mainstream, and this will lead to a denigration of the genre

I freaking love the ocean

If you refer to Newtown as Newy we can’t be friends! Newy is Newcastle and anything else is an abomination

Whenever a man and a woman make a collab insta post, just assumed the woman did all the work and the guy just accepted the collab invite

And also massage therapists, my flights delayed and you know what would kill right now

I never texted back quicker than when I’m waiting for a delayed flight

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

Every stupid conservative keeps having the same take because they can't tell a difference between one and a hundred