internet hall of fame The slowest police chase so far this year

If you’re trying and life still isn’t smiling at you, I see you. You’re not lazy. You’re not weak. You’re not a failure just because things haven’t worked out yet. Rest if you need to, but don’t lose yourself. And if you’ve got a woman who truly understands, who corrects

…notice how you managed to make his birthday about you #still lol probably why they don’t want to celebrate their birthdays

I need both sexes to have some self respect. The moment the girl you’re trying to toast is telling you to send cab fare, money for clothes and makeup for the date , and you proceed to send it. Whatever your eyes see there , take it like that.

In 2018, Obi said: “I prefer honoring invitations for solemn funeral services bcos that is where you’re constantly reminded the temporal nature of life & why it’s important to serve humanity with yours & not to be carried away” A very Strong philosophy alien to your type sir.

Abegi..must you eat ??

Do the noses of some of these "perfume enthusiasts/collectors" still work.... Can they still recall the natural scent of a human?

Presido!!!! 🙌

PHASE 6: NATIONAL BELIEF & PRIDE 🏆 PSG: After the turnaround, fans began to believe again. Players wore the jersey with pride. The city rallied. Enrique didn’t just build a team, he built faith! 🇳🇬 Nigeria: Nigeria’s greatest asset is its resilient spirit. Once systems work

🤣😂🤣 Your man this winter.

Adithya || ആദിത്യ Michael thinks this is silly. As he sits in his chair, gazing absent mindedly at his phone screen, he wonders what it would feel like to not be able to imagine a world viewed from the third person. He types a short reply. He hits send. No one will read Michael's reply. Not this

As you are praying for a husband, pray to have the one that wears a new boxers every time he takes his bath, not two or three time a week. And pray to have the type that bathes two times daily, that uses deodorants, brushes his teeth, trims his pubic hair and washes his parts.

None of them even stood up or said anything. They just sat there like idiots. If it was the other way around, they would be scrambling like fools. That is why the theory that "men must never hit a woman no matter what" is stupid. It only implies that women can hit men without

Color is my language. Emotion is my message.

She moved on very quick cos she didn’t put in a penny of her own money in that relationship If she did, Walahi they no born am well make she move on When she sees the pots, plates, toasters & blenders in ur kitchen, the PS5 & the 4 tyres she bought for ur car, she go rethink am

Publicly a woman should always take her man's side on everything, even if she secretly disagrees. She should not belittle him, argue, or make him look bad in front of others. Disagreements are to be discussed privately. In public, you're always united. Do not invite opportunists.

Save the post. E get why

Nuno Mendes. That’s the tweet.

This is why I fear fame. Not because I fear being known, but because I fear being owned. Fame flattens you. It takes your complexities and refines them into soundbites, headlines, avatars for someone else’s argument. Suddenly, everyone has an opinion on how you should live, who