one of the joys of adulthood is watching all your friends realize they can just adopt a cat. nothing is stopping them. and then they do that. and upload a million pictures of it.

some days I just want to remove myself from everything and live in a shack in the middle of nowhere

aah yes let me just buy a pickleball team

-Are you crying? Me: No -Look at me Me:

It’s OKAY to quit on someone who’s not tryin. U deserve reassurance & communication.

I am now verified. Finally I can get some respect on this godforsaken app.

Just wanna sleep forever

since twitter may go down, my last tweet is to bring back myspace so i can spice up my page again and rank my main hoes

me recharging for 6 months after going out one Saturday night

am i blessed or cursed to always have a full calendar

everything you see on social media is fake. we are actually all suffering. but i just needed to show off my margarita.

not myself lately…

michael b jordan if you need a dog, i can bark. and if you need a plant i am very good at standing still. i’m here. holla at me.

i found out that i don’t hate coffee but i really like creamer and that’s no bueno

“happiness” “sunshine” “dreams”

sometimes i can’t wait till the next day so i can eat dinner again

today my fiancé woke me up today and said “it’s time for you to get a job”. how can i live, laugh, love in these economic times

This is the Christian wedding website designer who took her case all the way to the Supreme Court - and won a license to discriminate against LGBTQ+ people. The irony: she was never even asked to make a website. She was just petrified of gay people.