"pump fun" is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous apps with the potential to gigafry your brain but is exclusively used by literal turbonormies who unironically want to like "build generational wealth" and basically get oneshotted by it

Did you mint the new coin? It’s on Pump. It’s literally on Boop. It’s on Blorbo dot fun with gas. You can pre-rug on Fartbag. It’s stealth-launched on BumFi. It’s trending on Sploink. It’s a GloopDrop exclusive. You can mint and literally dump on ShidZone. Log into Doink rn.

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Trading crypto feels like a knife fight in an alley while trading stocks feels like going for a hike on a sunny day

Can't believe people are crashing out just because they've wasted their lives and are financially ruined

So the difference between stocks and altcoins is on stocks if you don’t buy the 2% pullback you will be left sidelined forever, in crypto if you buy the 2% pullback you will be raped to death by -20% candle within an hour

alon rn

The last thing a memecoin sees before it dies

Tanya believe it? 🟠 app.beraborrow.com/vault/deposit/…

They’re not even hiding it

Tbh i dont think anyones buys or sells are actually affecting this chart 😂😂😂 This is something else, Van Gogh himself with one ear left couldnt have painted a better picture, kudos to CZ and his team there are levels to this shit

This week’s crypto nuke can be characterized as insiders insider trading the forthcoming news about the SEC investigating insider trading happening with DATs

It would be funny if the planned rotation to mememachine didn't work. Not for lack of trying, though it's been 3 days of solid telegraphing and posting. Pool2 chain and Temuliquid are still very much in play and outperforming.

Fuck you

some guy will post a devastating pnl as a cry for help and everyone in the comments are down there saying "keep clicking boss you gonna get them next time" this place is the inverse of gambling anonymous

I counted 1010 traders that are down $100k+ today and 206 traders that are down $1M+ today on Hyperliquid 358 of those accounts lost everything and have ~0 balance, including one person who lost all $19M+ in their account

Crypto is like when your son comes of age and accidentally kills a prostitute and you are like ok this is super fucked up but you are still my son, and this us a small town, so i think we can cover this up

JUST IN: The BTC whale reshorted 1,423 BTC ($161M). hypurrscan.io/address/0xb317…