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WHO WERE THE OFFICIALS WHO LET THIS GO?!?! ANTHONY TAYLOR & MIKE DEAN OF COURSE. C. O. R. R. U. P. T. I. O. N.

Entering the #EmiratesFACup this weekend is Hashtag United 🙌 Will they beat their best-ever finish this season?

📢✍🏻 Fine officer 👮🏻‍♂️ 🤝🏻 We are delighted to announce Scott Willard as first team fine officer following a successful apprenticeship 📄 Official fine list will be released soon 👀 🟢⚫ #KUFC

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📸 Assisters assemble 👊🏻 🤝🏻 Photo credit: Jordan 🟢⚫ #KUFC

📢📄 1st team fine list Obey the rules as fine officer Scott Willard will be watching 👀🫰🏻 🟢⚫ #KUFC

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What a night 🏈👏

Don’t come to Stamford Bridge if you’re not singing COME ON CHELSEA !!! #blueisthecolour Chelsea FC Thiago Silva

Allergic to crosses 😭😂

Things you love to see ⚽️💚 KEMSING UNITED 2 : 0 HORSMONDEN FC sentr.app/teams/994/matc… #SentrIt

Match report and reaction from a cracking @kentfa Junior B Cup Final between Kemsing United FC and @westerhamfc here: kentonline.co.uk/sevenoaks/spor…

Scott Willard Thank you for your service, Your Majesty 🫡

WHAT A TEAM 🤩 The 2018/19 squad are in attendance for today’s final 23/24 season fixture 🙌 📸 | ᴺᵃˢʰʸ

Do the right thing OptaJoe Paddy Power clear Chris Wood shot on target! 😅😬

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Willard#1549619 #VerdanskReplay Call of Duty