didn’t think it could get better than watching dyl fall asleep on zoom n clatter drinks all over his laptop. until I found out he also pished the bed hahaha

actual can’t get over how good it would have been seeing disclosure at riverside, weather like this with all ur pals. sad react

trying to do uni assessements for modules we had about 3 lectures on on is proving to be quite difficult

I am actual in tears thinking about stozz pished and falling in to a load of nettles and rubbing rhubarb all over himself cause he thought it was doc leafs hahahahaha

Ewan ‘Bsc (Hons)’ Murray

flat in aberdeen this year makes last years ane look like a brothel

I’ve heard some excuses for not going to the gym, most of them coming from me. But Alice saying the person doing her eyebrows said she can’t go to the gym for 24hrs after takes 1st place hahaha

can glenshee stop rubbing it in and posting photos of how good the snow is when we can’t go up there

turns out you don’t grow out of being colour blind #pink

am so glad i’ve moved back home from aberdeen while ross is going through his “let’s get a stick and poke tattoo at afters” stage hahaha

hayfever 1 - me 0

your bird outed your flatmate for pretending to be a substitute teacher and entering the class into battle of the bands

🏆🏆🏆CHAMPIONS🏆🏆🏆 UDINEASY are our Season Two 5-a-side league winners - Also going undefeated 🤩⚽️ Well done to all the teams who took part - We hope you are looking forward to Season Three! #5aside #Champions #Invincibles

this guy does not miss ewan murray

Well can finally hang up the tescos uniform, job offer at Hawk-Eye as a Tennis Systems Operator 🤝

Into the final 💚