I'm as real as it gets ✅️

Note To Self: Ride Hard Even When They Don't Deserve It....

But PaBHO!

Imagine Takura with Winky D's PR 🥺

"Ndakaberekera gejo saka ndasiyanei nemombe...." 😭

Sometimes, i just wanna go back in time to a specific day, spend some time there, and then come back to the present. I just wanna see Vanessa 😔

My friend suggested that i should date younger women, so I tried this 20 year old... It's been 3 days, but haaaa ndaabho netsom tsom. Unowana pane 6 messages nekamissed call pamusoro aewa haaaa ndaabho!

Finally, I met a lady who admits it was her fault. If the fault was non other than cheating, I was gonna wifey her manje iiih hanzi ndakahura ndikabatwa but handichazviite futi 💀

It's been a while, ndisingabatike muround, and today dhumha dhumha ne this girl wemuhood and she is like takanzwa kuti urikurwarira kufa. Apa munhu arikufambisawo guhwa ndisis vepanext door because apparently I should have asked her out nekuti "anopisa" 💀

Gave this lady a lift, and yeah, panga pachitaurwa chirungu paphone zvekuti paapedza ndabva ndatongowedzera volume yemusic kuti tisataura tese

Homeboy ava vanoda panze pegate zvekuti...

She is going to get ruined 😭

My friend uses my car sometimes, nezuro pakazobhaizika paOK kamwe kanjapisi kake kaona chimoko changu chiine mota 😒

The way this new girl at work is trying to insert herself into my schedule, something is about to go down...

There is a prayer you do before dating certain huns. Once you start dating unoita seuchati musiki dai mareverser prayer iya 😂

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Till my shoulder blades got fucked, you can't cry on these...

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Met an ex with her husband today tikagara same seat, I have never felt that uncomfortable in my life... To top it all, pakuridzwa fake love 😂😂