Wanaume wenzako wakienda Forest kukimbizana nama Simba wewe unaenda Swimo

Me: Babe sikuji, naona babako amesimama kwa gate Her: We kuja ni mimi nimetoa wig

I feel like everybody needs to start life with 1 million dollars then if you waste your own you can now be considered a failure.

Umewatch movies mingi, unajipata umenyonga caretaker kwa stairs usiku ukidhani anakufuata alafu unamuuliza "who do you work for?"

Wacha niamke ni set alarm ya saa tano

me: stares at my selfie until it turns ugly me: i knew it.

at the end of the day it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally

walking behind people that walk slow

Wameanza kueka background music kwa ngwati tangu lini, tf 🥲

Tulifunzwa metals chem highschool ndio itusaidie ku-copper madeni tukikwama

Ukiona iyo message ya kulipa rent ni mimi, mniekee ata kama ni chwani nitaelewa😂🤲

Nimekatia dem yangu na new number akaingia box, ameniagiza mechi itabidi nijiombe keja

Nilitoa ngodha dem akauliza hope unajua kuitumia nikajua nimeteka malaya

Kama hua unanyonga kuja dm kuna form ya doh pahali

28+ babes always be out here trying to rush the talking stage, grannie please calm down what's your favorite color again?

Unakua na dem mali adi mzazi anakutishia ukiachana na yeye utafte mahali utaenda😂😂🤌