I made a meme about punctuation

Washed my hair for the first time this month. My main concerns: 1. Will my baby still recognise me? 2. I hope this lasts until March 💁🏼‍♀️ #newmam

After working on filling her nappy for what feels like ALL MORNING, the baby is finally asleep 💩 Now to fit everything I need to do for the day into the next 30 minutes. #mamlife

We’re six weeks in... The novelty of the parent and child parking spaces still hasn’t worn off yet. #mamlife

Happy #InternationalWomensDay I’m spending it with the newest lady in my life... Kitty Esther Statham. Six weeks after surprising us with an early arrival, she’s continued to keep us on our toes. It won’t be long until she’s ready to put in a shift at Intro! #newmam

good morning

What a coincidence that ‘ill-fitting jeans’ seem to be in fashion right now... My pre-pregnancy pairs are going to look GREAT 💁🏼‍♀️

We’re having a run out. I’m taking three coats. WHAT HAVE I BECOME? #coatlife #newmam

At the hairdressers. They’re talking diets and calorie counting while I wolf down four ygritte biscuits as if I’ve never been fed. #newmam

Here we go again. Trying to kick my early morning cold coffee addiction... Right after my early morning cold coffee.

Funnier in capitals.

The ultimate messy bun is the one that’s mainly baby puke.

Took the littlest Intro intern to BBC Cumbria to chat to Caroline Robertson about #breastfeeding... We also managed to coordinate our outfits AND get out the house before 9am. Now that’s a productive start to the week. #normalisebreastfeeding #Cumbria

Unpopular opinion: I can’t stand the 😂 emoji. I feel disappointed in myself every time I use it.

her: did you know makeup expires? me: *spits mine out* what