Think we may have to move over here. Everyone is incredibly polite. The place is immaculate. They wash the pavements every night! The food is, unusual, and the buildings magnificent. #Japan

OMG, I’m going to be a Grandad

Nearly Wednesday Squiffy The Clown

Zoë has just made the wreath for the front door 🎄

Thank you sir 🥲 We are all singling along 👍

Found a lovely car for you @Lordflashh3art It’s just your colour 👍

Hey, @Lordflashh3art, isn’t that your watch???

Goodnight Squiffy The Clown 👋 We all agree, show just keeps getting better 👌

Apparently the correct answer to “Good afternoon sir, do you know why I stopped you today?” is NOT “Mate, I’m driving a 5 litre V8 F-Type, you stopped me because I let you.” (I’m having a bad day, OK!) That’ll be 3 points then. 🤷

I may not be the most responsible grand parent, but I had no intention of allowing my granddaughter to smoke in her seat.

Can’t beat a bit of harmonising with Billy 🎤 Squiffy The Clown

If Squiffy The Clown isn’t on, then the radio isn’t on! Get well soon sir 🫡

When I get in my #Jaguar , the START/STOP button pulses a lovely deep red at 72 bpm, which just happens to be the resting heart rate of a real life Jaguar. I’m afraid that when I take it in for a service it will come back with a pink light, and wink at me 🫣

Hey Lord Flashheart , you got a new car?

Had me worried there Squiffy The Clown Radio silence until your show started! Coming through loud and clear. Let’s get this party started 🎉

x.com/Rainmaker1973/… ClarksonsFarm Come on Kaleb, surely you like this sheep????

Just learned that the guy I served with for many years, the guy who kept me safe, and sane, has died. Rest easy mate, you’ve earned it 🫡 Fuck you cancer.

OK, now I feel old. This is the roster for many years ago. I was a fresh faced RAF Policeman, a few months out of training. I’m H. #LineOfDuty 😊

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