i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly

My summer gotta sound like the beginning of the song Moscow mule by Bad Bunny

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

🎬:The incredibles

Felt the sun and immediately felt great, I’m literally a flower

This summer all I wanna hear outside is Dembow y Reggaeton

If I lived for over 1000 years, nobody on earth will be richer than me

I'm a big believer of not going to work on your birthday!

making new friends in adulthood is so funny because by then there’s so much lore that they missed out on and they just sit there gagged at everything you’ve experienced

The Vampire Diaries

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability.

🚨EPSTEIN VICTIM: "THEY RAPED ME 3 TIMES A DAY, IT WAS AN ASSEMBLY LINE OF ABUSE AND IT ALL STARTED WITH DONALD TRUMP" Do not stop talking about Epstein files!!!

“THe PoPe ShOuLd StAy OuT oF pOliTiCs.” The President should stay out of children.

Ye playing “Father Stretch My Hands” for the first time at Madison Square Garden in 2016 will forever be a legendary moment 😭🔥🔥

The problem is summertime feels so unserious like wow it’s nice af outside let’s not go to work lol

This clip belongs in the Spongebob Hall of Fame fr

that modern family episode where cam and mitch tried to adopt a baby and the whole hospital scene turned into a spanish telenovela was just 10/10😭😭

Every single day, Trump does something that would have ended any other presidency. Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

Real (RIP) Chance at love, Rock of love, a shot at love with Tila Tequila, For the Love of Ray…. Raised me lmao north is literally alright