PLEASE before you offend people, prepare your mind for their choice of retaliation. You’re not the only one who’s crazy.

Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: I’M RIPE NOW Avocado: okay, you went into the bathroom… so I rotted

MANGO SEASON IS UPON USSSSSSS THE GREATEST FRUIT IN THE WORLD!!

This pant is a pandemic at every Tech event. 😂😂

Trinity⁷ᵃʳⁱʳᵃⁿᵍ🪭 2•0🐨🐰⊙⊝⊜ Again the most dangerous group of people are young adult men in droves Look at these beasts!!!!!!

"Hi, My name is Ovie and I'm from ozoro" Me:

Arsenal are getting more attention than Manchester City, who won the trophy. When you’re big you’re big 😭

whenever i start crying, i cry for everything that has ever happened to me.

This had no bad seasons.

Me at 3AM wondering how I'm going to change my means of transport from LEG to GLE

Omo period no dey reach 5 days again. No blood for body.

I DONT WANNA HEAR THE WORD “PAPI” THE REST OF 2026 BC OF THIS MF!!!!!!!

make we defeat apc finish, airtel you’ll leave this country walahi

"Before we start, let's all introduce ourselves and share 5 fun facts!"

This thing just be like juju

I’ll never understand the concept of a homosexual relationship and one person’s cosplaying the gender they don’t want to be with. It defeats the entire purpose.

Abi make I go outside make this thunder strike me? Maybe my spark go come back

This ‘Golden morn are for children’ gimmick has to stop Hands down the best cereal out there (after garri)

New lingo for nerds. Instead of saying or typing "where u at", you can simple say "where v"