Wonder if I arrange a wife-swap scenario and my friends wife is hotter, do I have to add to the trade like give him a blowjob or wristy?
Like a Facebook marketplace swap with cash on top.
Touching tits is the kinetic version of eating marshmallows.
I thought they would be softer and bring me more joy.
Nice but probably nicer with my cum on them.
Honestly, drink-drivers like myself should be regarded like fire-men and soldiers.
We are literal heroes. Risking our life day in and day out.
Do you know how nerve-wracking it is knowing I could kill someone, or worse, get caught?
#hero #job #EssentialWorker