I had a great year thank you if you participated and stuck around eat shit if you didn’t 👍

wait i posted this and then two weeks later added welbutrin to my little med cocktail

never should’ve smoked that shit, now everyone’s lisa barlow

i want male instacart shoppers banned next

me pretending to be shocked that elon musk is a nazi

correct.

cancer risings during february 2025:

free my girls from “feeling bad”

i <3 my friends

BEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR. BEAR. BEAR. BEAR. BEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR.

imagine your only hobby being Internet™️

Stalking my own twitter to see what all the fuss is about

how much of a fucking loser do you have to be to gatekeep grief

screenshot this one too

i love spending time with my friends in a fun little Airbnb we should bring back sleepovers

Social media really got yall thinking 15 likes not alot.. Imagine 15 gorillas in your room tryna fck you.

they should’ve called it pick 3 but the 3rd thing can only be 3 things

can i tweet about things that are only relevant to me

a circular port de bras HATES to see me coming

men shouldn’t be allowed to do grocery orders on delivery apps because what do you mean the GROCERY STORE has no LETTUCE????