Eddie Howe welcome to the Arne Slot penitentiary (courtesy of Johnny Heitinga)

Luis Enrique welcome to the Arne Slot penitentiary

Corner wasn’t even taken that quickly

David Moyes welcome to the Arne Slot penitentiary

The Premier League welcome to the Arne Slot penitentiary

Konate watching his new right back start higher up than Salah

Gaslit us all season and thought he'd get away with it because we've won the league.

Oh my

🎵 FCUK OFF JUVE, I’M A KOPITE NOW 🎵 🔥🔥🔥

Clive Tyldesley vs Corporate Hospitality

Co-commentator grabs his moment

It’s mad isn’t it? A fella who doesn’t know I exist leaves and it’s genuinely like one of my best mates has died. It’s affected me, and many others I’m certain, in ways I didn’t see possible.

We’re back!

Based on his current minutes-per-goal Federico Chiesa is on course for a 371 goal season in the Premier League, if he starts and finishes every game from now. Even if he only plays until halftime he would be on for 186 goals. Shattering Erling Haaland’s record. Very exciting.

Eddie Howe welcome to the Arne Slot Penitentiary

Just stayed up all night for an Isak update for just Indy to tell me Isak’s dogs heavily barked at PIF delegates when they visited his home.

Mikel Arteta welcome to the Arne Slot Penitentiary

DEAL SHEET 90+8

Scott Parker welcome to the Arne Slot Penitentiary

Xabi Alonso and Trent Alexander-Arnold welcome to the Arne Slot Penitentiary