‘Koff Carragher 🖕🖕 (@_mataghu) 's Twitter Profile
‘Koff Carragher 🖕🖕

@_mataghu

Video games, football, LotR, the Witcher and calling people out for being pricks. 👍 Will die on a surprising number of hills. Intolerant leftie.

ID: 1567419380723601412

calendar_today07-09-2022 07:48:06

15,15K Tweet

390 Takipçi

645 Takip Edilen

ubrna (@ubrna_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Del ok i didn’t even know what tylenol is, but now knowing it’s paracetamol is CRAZY, THATS LITERALLY LIKE THE SAFEST MEDICATION YOU CAN TAKE WTF

‘Koff Carragher 🖕🖕 (@_mataghu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s hard to argue that Dembele didn’t deserve to win it, and congratulations. But how can you look at Salah, his ridiculous output and levels of consistency and never have him as a podium finish? Maybe if ambassadors like Jamie Carragher didn’t bash him every week…

‘Koff Carragher 🖕🖕 (@_mataghu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

See, I thought Tylenol was a completely different substance, and thought “you know, I have no idea what they use over there”, but finding out it’s fucking paracetamol is just too much. 🤣🤣🤣 What the fuck, @America?

‘Koff Carragher 🖕🖕 (@_mataghu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Almost perfect from Southampton there” when two attackers were five yard offside. The fuck are these commentators on? Because I need some.

‘Koff Carragher 🖕🖕 (@_mataghu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Frimpong and Gomez have had a rusty half, but that’s what Slot will want, what we should want: gaining match sharpness in this competition

Bence Bocsák (@benbocsak) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🇮🇹 Federico Chiesa now averaged a goal or assist every 86 minutes he has spent on the pitch for #LFC. He has 7 goal contributions in 603 minutes. Making an impact every time.

🇮🇹 Federico Chiesa now averaged a goal or assist every 86 minutes he has spent on the pitch for #LFC. 

He has 7 goal contributions in 603 minutes. 

Making an impact every time.
‘Koff Carragher 🖕🖕 (@_mataghu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you genuinely believe Robbie Keane in this era would win a Ballon d’Or when Salah, Kane, Haaland can’t, you should be committed. Imagine saying that with a straight face. OR AGREEING WITH IT.