😂💕😫🫶🏻

thinking about how hot and sexy i’m gonna be in the summer

I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”

me going back to my room after not finding anything to eat

Me heading to meet my friend for the plans I made when I was in a good mood

When I use 🙂 this is what I mean

friend: let’s go eat me: i’m supposed to be saving money friend: i’ll pay me:

Me: i need to save money Me: *gets money* Me:

realizing my human body has to eat AGAIN and i have to either cook or pay for it

women weren't even allowed to have a credit card in their own name until 1974 so it's actually super empowering of me to have three maxed out credit cards

poor girl just wanted a nice dinner but she found out her husband was cheating and was cooked alive in a stupid s’mores outfit

current mood:

me while my friends are still laughing at the joke i just told

The chokehold the missing submarine has on me is INSANE. #OceanGate #Titan #Titanic