I say “what up big dawg” but I mean “Hello, my friend. I love you.”

ugh just want to be able to do my own thing without relying on someone else again

im not a big gossip but i love Knowing Things. so when i ask for gossip it's never sinister. it's pure curiosity and a desire for knowledge

lmao are you fucking testing me

welp my friend found the ring her boyfriend got so he could propose and she is freaking out 😂

“I pulled the salsa out for my cereal.”

my boyfriend packed me a lunch for my first day back at work 🥹

my first loaf was a complete success 🥳 I know what everyone is getting for Christmas this year !!

do you ever just SCREAM

how do i get one of them fake corporate jobs where i work remotely and get paid for responding to one email a day and having a laptop on with outlook or whatever open

love finding new berries & LOVE finding a new berry spot :’-)

I swear I am on a constant wild goose chase with this place lol

I’ve wanted to go to school for this for nearly ten years and I think I am finally ready to start getting serious about school again lol

really hoping I get this job

BABAAAYYYYYY

do you ever wonder

I don’t know if I’ll be able to let that one go

why would you ever say that

man this time of year SUCKS

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS BITCH