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“Who challenges ze Dread Pirate Wagner!”

“Und why not?”

“Only you, dearest Jennifer. Und I must say you do look ravishing today.”

Never fear, for ze Dread Pirate Wagner is here! Avast!

“I never left it, my freund!”

I can assure you Mein Freunds, seduction is more than a lack of clothing. Although it can certainly help!

Darling Felicia, you need no education. It is us who can learn from you.

Good! Zis is how it should be, predictability is so boring.

Maybe you do, maybe you don’t. But to award victory so soon is no fun! As ze great Sherlock Holmes said - ze game is afoot! A game we could play over dinner, perhaps?

American coffee is like American beer. Weak, watery but acceptable if zere is no German option.

Guten tag! It is I, your friendly neighbourhood Spinnenmann! *Sighs* Ja, also ze Devil-Spider. Although I am not so sure zat nickname captures ze essence of this role.

My attempts at going incognito might need some work.

A threat und promise, no?

Ze most charming of all devils, am I not?

Ze most important meal of ze day.

En garde!

Early morning Sunday workouts are refreshing!