When I tell you I want to be a petty ass motherfucker on my emails to this contractor but I have to be professional 😤

This contractor wants me to provide information by Friday. In order for me to do so I need them to send field info beforehand. I requested said field info from them last Friday…I’ve asked three times now. Clearly you don’t want it that bad bucko (derogatory)

Hell, I vividly remember going to school after Super Bowl 39 and everyone roasting my ass. Follow that up with a 6-10 season the next year where Koy Detmer was QB at times 😂

Have you heard and/or used the phrase “Jiminy Christmas” before?

Zach Bain’s impact to the Eagles’defense and the team as a whole is greater than Micah’s. I’m so damn serious and here to argue because what football were YOU watching bud?

Lightning in the sky tonight is putting on a show yet again 🤌🏾 #monsoon

Dawg, this fucking lightning if only I had a DSLR to take photos and wasn’t driving on the 10 right now 😅

The NFL has released the 4 social justice messages players are allowed to choose between to wear on the back of their helmets this season

Eagles fans…. My eyesight must be getting bad cause I know that ain’t who I think it is where Mahomes and Burrow are at. Can’t be. #FlyEaglesFly

This is diabolical; I can’t stop laughing at how fucked this is. Lawd 💀🤣

Saquon! #GoBirds 🦅

this engagement was brought to you by the original twitter dot com !! Sué

If you’re doing a ‘double tap’ strike on a hospital, you’re a war criminal and a terrorist.

Happy Birthday to a dear friend, Sué! Love ya tons my brotha! 🥳

This album is just so damn good omfg 😭

Dust storm things. It wasn’t even 5:30pm and it looked like it was 9:00pm 👀

THEY WASNT THERE!!!

Mood or else ion want it 😤

The devastation and loss of life in Gaza is beyond heartbreaking. Judaism’s foundation is mercy, kindness, and humility, values that stand in stark contrast to the cruelty of the Israeli government. Israel do not represent the Jewish people in any way. May G-D swiftly bring

If you are a Zionist, let alone human being and justify the deliberate bombing of rescuers on LIVE television and say that ideology is not rooted in yt supremacy, racism, etc. I hate to break it to you but you are exactly what you so vehemently say “never again to” 🤷🏾‍♂️