this is not fucking real

i was already a mess cause of louis in wembley and then this mf had to go and sing i will survive for the first time in SEVEN YEARS

did you claim matilda or did matilda claim you

Matilda is sad, very sad but it is also comforting, hearing someone say that it’s okay and you don’t have to be sorry that it’s okay to let it go..it means so much.

I got punched in the nose at work today

I’m sorry but if your on the clock and you have control over some of my items if your going to ask for someone’s information if they show ANY sign of hesitation you need to offer to back off cause if it’s me I’m gonna feel pressured to so you don’t sabotage my things

I switched phones and didn’t realize I wasn’t logged into twitter for a week and I feel like I’ve missed A LOT

Yesterday a package exploded on my college campus and another was found at a location nearby and today we have classes as normal…

I’m about to see DWD in Dolby but I didn’t realize until I showed up that was Dolby so now I’m very intimidated

My dad has been dead for 6 years as of today and I’m drunk

Trying to hookup with someone and their roommates will not pick up the vibes or kick me out

Revenge is not a good thing…but sometimes it’s so sweet to see it happen

Apparently I missed my 2 year AO3 anniversary which was on 10/25/2020 and also 1 year since I saw Harry in concert for HSLOT 10/25/2021

No because WTF my best friend said you know people think we’re dating and if you think about X, Y, Z things we are dating without the sexual part like we have basically gone on dates since sophomore year (till now 2 years later) like…how THE FUCK am I supposed to interpret THAT

Ticketmaster 30 minutes before the TS presale is NOT the time to crash on me

I really just want someone to slow dance with in my kitchen on Sunday mornings is that too much to ask for?

MY AUNT JUST MET NIALL HORAN!!?

Am I the only person whose Spotify keeps crashing?