When the pipes to the washer are frozen, & instead of being the 'i don't need a man independent woman' you claim to be, you turn into a hand maid & hand wash a week's worth of washing in the bath... 👍🏼😂

Gaming keyboard has died 😭 time to sell some feet pics to fund a new one!! That last comment is satire before the creeps slide into my DMs 🤣🤣 unless you want to buy my keyboard you can have a shoe 🤔😂

The internet is my amusement. 1 satire post about feet & I've never had so much interaction on a post 🤣 I mean, they're all spam accounts trying to hack my account via DM but still. Engagement is engagement right 🤣🤔

Impromptu night out booked to @Justthetonic tonight 👍🏼

This was annoying Wordle 1,009 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

When they try to work out which one you are, then they find out you're all 3 🤣

Little guys first trip to Five Guys UK and he very much approves.

Bad mum alert... I've left bing bunny on holiday and now have a very upset Vincent. 😭🤦🏼‍♀️ #BadMumAlert #BingBunny

True story 😂

Super excited to find crash bandicoot on steam!! *Adds to steam wishlist*

Did I just eat a Jaffa cake out my child's hand because there were only 2 left? Yes. Is he now crying because he wanted both? Also yes.

Time for my annual check in - still blocked 🤣👍🏼

So at the end of January, I'll be shaving my entire head for brave the shave for Macmillan cancer. If anyone wishes to donate my link is bravetheshave.macmillan.org.uk/shavers/f3d024…

A little bit late with this but here's my before and after shot from my brave the shave 😁

True story.

When G4 Official sign your arm, and you get it tattooed. 😁♥️