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I’d actually much rather use flourish or data wrapper than canva. Even for the most basic charts

Dear Muhammad Ali Pate and Federal Ministry of Health, NIGERIA, We have filed an FOI request with you on this ₦32.9bn third-round BHCP funding, following the Red Letter call for citizens' monitoring. All things being equal, N50.6m per 774 LGAs or N4.9m per 8,000 facilities are mere speculative figures;

I’m so stressed. How can I ask for price range and you tell me between 74,000 to 850,000 without context. How’s that useful to me?

Took some of my friend’s perfume to test if my atomiser is working. Is it theft if it’s for science

A quarter of the #Sudan population has been displaced and nearly two thirds of the country does not have access to healthcare. Almost 18 million people are at risk of starving to death 💔

Took the students to Constitution Hill today for an excursion, and I met an incredible woman who literally brought tears to my eyes. Mme Palesa Musa was a prisoner at the women’s prison and she was arrested at age 12 as an anti-apartheid activist, and was released when she was

My friend, noah banjo (金継ぎ)™️ , started a new newsletter focused on reporting unreported news tidbits. 🎊 Subscribe to Not in the News noahbanjo.substack.com/p/ep1-the-unli…

I really spent 9 hours on a presentation only to lose it. My laptop is gaslighting me.

- through the window II

There’s a young woman on TikTok who’s raising 8 million for a kidney removal. I don’t even know her but she’s so young and bright, and I think it’s totally achievable. If you’re in the mood to support since it’s salary week❤️ vt.tiktok.com/ZSU3aa7V3/

Watching Thin Line and again, what is Nollywood’s obsession with pregnancies.

Times have really changed. Offered Hafsy 500 naira to go microwave a sandwich for me and she really rejected

I have a 7 year plan for TSP that I’m super excited about. Super excited about this work tbh.

I will always season chicken until it no longer tastes like chicken

Went out on a Saturday with friends and just finished my second glass of margarita

“I have the right to remain silent, but not the ability” is my bar for this week.

I don’t understand. Hospital held a newborn for over a year over bill payments?

This is ridiculous