Liz (@_eturner) 's Twitter Profile
Liz

@_eturner

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calendar_today31-07-2012 17:51:03

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My man is off to Master Leaders Course, kids are going to visit family and I am not working. Not sure if I’ll lose my mind or have to best two weeks of my adult life. No cleaning, no cooking, no refereeing the kids. Just me, the cats, my plants and prob a lot of alcohol 💃🏻

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If you don’t like the smell of your mans sweat, his BO, or his natural scent, I can almost guarantee you the relationship will not work. You’re not biologically compatible, and shouldn’t have kids. You need to be enamored by your man’s smell.

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I love that my grown up relationship in life is, “I’m bout to call my brother.”, instead of playing with sometimesy ass friends. And he always picks up, rain, hail, sleet, snow or him being on his bike ♥️

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Bae: “wait, you eat artichoke with butter?” “Yeah. Or, with aioli?” “I love to see that, it’s like how I enjoy lobster in butter. But, you, as a vegetarian, can enjoy it something in butter, too!” 😂😂😂

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“I’m going to the gym today to try to clear some of this stress” *Gets to gym* *19 year old girls blood glucose bottoms out and she collapses on my lap* I get no chill.

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Idk who need to hear this.. But Overstock merged with Bed, Bath, & Beyond so there is a 25% (reusable) coupon in-app ✨