fucking hilarious

picked a terrible day to lock in at work. i’ve missed so many quality tweets

It turns out the “don’t tread on me” fandom does indeed enjoy when the government is treading on people

does that make the 3 roy siblings all halfway to an EGOT (minus connor)?

sorry everyone, i still love this

my jaw was on the floor

this animation probably burns more computing power than it took to land the fuckin apollo 11 lunar module on surface of the moon

my 78% battery health iPhone 12 i think would just give up and die

Laugh if you want to, but this marks a bold step- for the first time, Ohio State students will be asked to use intelligence.

I’m sorry, the only people who would pretend to confuse Sweeney Todd for Les Mis are people who are super into musicals and uncomfortable admitting it.

LBJ if he were still alive:

jamie lloyd’s joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat

called my dad tonight and he brought up israel/iran

There’s been many great comedies post-Simpsons but I think 30 Rock is the only show with the hit ratio that golden era Simpsons has where even the throwaway jokes knock it outta the park almost every time. Like I don’t even remember this one

lol. lmao even

lmao ohio

There are Bush Administrations everywhere for those who have eyes to see

Today is his day

this was the only episode of the apprentice i ever watched and i remember it vividly

bringing this classic back youtu.be/rw2nkoGLhrE?si…