Reagan and Rush Limbaugh: shooting hoops Ron: "Wow it’s hot i should take off my DIOR DIOR jacket" Rush: "Nah bro! All girls are the same!" Reagan airballs and hits a man Rush: "pass the ball bro!" Charlie Kirk: “Got room for one more?”

I know what you are

Do you remember when you joined X? I don’t! #MyXAnniversary

Never seen a moist-looking Friendsgiving turkey or chicken…

It’s giving Thanks

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uhhhh let me be beer

Deadheads be like “yeah their music sucks but you gotta listen to this one specific time when they played a song good”

You will move to Denver. You will live in the goybox.

Pregame at the Hammond Walmart Supercenter for the first game everyone is invited 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

White woman at Costco freaking out because her puppy can’t ride in the shopping cart #BEASTEDON

It's not even the best airport restaurant at O'Hare as long as Tortas Frontera exists.

I have collected 10 years worth of sleep data Sleep Cycle I should be getting paid

You need to be pennymaxxing

Is the Mrs Met costume just shaped like that, or do you have to be a slim thick baddie to wear it ?