I have apprehended a Djinn

When you're drinking in the south and someone pulls out an unlabeled Mason jar

in my elementary school class the better you were at the cup song the more value you had as a human. if you couldnt cup song you meant nothing.

Iran down the pub on Friday after Trump backed down

They made this to taunt Steel Ball Run fans

This particular Easter egg outrage actually has some validity.

I still sing this today and I’ve never ever had this drink.

Kino

STANNIS: Tywin Lannister. Disgusting Warden of the West. Fella wears a [expletive] red doublet. DAVOS: [inaudible] STANNIS: They run the banks too

🚨 KIDS ARE ADDICTED TO THE “FIVE NIGHTS AT EPSTEIN’S” GAME

State Department: Operation Epic Chungus is going well stop asking questions. IDF: I NEED air defenses NOW IRGC: I am writing a phd in Kantian Shia Philosophy Lebanon:

Sorry but ain't this the guy who said "Don't siege Leningrad, just take it directly"?

Seething mad at a Druski skit at 3 in the morning is frying me so bad

wtf is the1980sgamer about 😭

Adolf Hitler is alive and well and he works at Netflix scheduling the releases of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure episodes