‘The world’s largest sphere’ is hilarious.

Incredible.

Bahahahahahahahhahaahhahaahhah

Playing The Workmans Club in a week, link on my bio for tickets. Here’s one of the new ones x

Thanks man ❤️ Ştefan Tivodar

Thanks Ştefan Tivodar!

this is what i wanted to say but far better articulated

This is important. Also, support independent journalism. ⁦Barney Ronay⁩ theguardian.com/football/2023/…

V excited for the new Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky, what a super dude.

6 is the perfect number of chicken balls.

There is so much soccer happening here

Dear Second Captains, can we please get 5 football shows a week, every week?

Fucking poetry.

For all future reports, news sites must publish the nationality of attackers so we know which violent crimes to riot over, otherwise we’ll end up rioting over attacks carried out by our own people and that would be embarrassing and very time consuming - we’d be rioting 24/7.

Dear Second Captains, Can we please have Ken Early’ take on the Napoleon film? Sincerely, Every Member of the World Service (EMWS) x

Yep.

“That was awfully nice of you.”

Ageing international footballers to their agents:

Dear Second Captains, Can Murph tell me if it is utterly preposterous that Cork v Donegal is 1) not on tv or GaaGo and 2) being played in Pairc Uí Rinn!? 😂 The GAA baffles me. Sincerely, A devout GAA fan/sceptic