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The logo for the International OCD Foundation continues to be the most satisfying thing I have ever seen

The only glossary you'll ever need, that I guarantee will get you absolutely nowhere open.substack.com/pub/notenoughm…

open.substack.com/pub/notenoughm… Me in therapy: Everyone I knew is getting married Logistically speaking there is no way they've all genuinely met the person they actually want to spend the rest of their lives with, and I can’t even find someone I'm willing to tolerate for a second

“Business lesson number one: Nobody wants a Christmas tree in July.  On a typical night out, our girl group gets its fair share of male attention. While we are indeed strong independent women with sparkling personalities and even sparklier intellects, the male gaze is mainly

Michaelandellaopoly is a board game you made for your ex when you first started dating It’s a spin-off of Monopoly, but all the places and cards are inside jokes and your favorite spots The board game might have been cute if that’s where things ended bit.ly/3P3nH9W

Shamelessly exploiting my childhood journals. Dear God. notenoughmiddlefingers.substack.com/p/quite-litera…

“After all, we are still, as we always have been, half the world. Which begs the question: if we share this world in equal numbers, why aren’t we valued equally? Because our current global economic system is failing women." -Anne Hathaway on #InternationalWomensDay

“I got a glimpse of myself post-retirement sitting at the slots until 4am with a visor, bloodshot eyes, and an XL refillable drinks cup of quarters. Swiping. Mostly left.  Convinced that this next swipe, surely, would be the one.” notenoughmiddlefingers.substack.com/p/the-lunch-sh…

“Not only am I in band, but I’m also funny, creative, and willing to try everything” 👆🏼14-year-old me trying to find out why she’s still single open.substack.com/pub/notenoughm…

“Ask him when to use the subjunctive. As long as you laugh and apologize every time you open your mouth, he’ll find your mistakes endearing But don’t worry, if you’ve been socialized as a woman, laughing and apologizing profusely will come easy to you” notenoughmiddlefingers.substack.com/p/the-patriarc…

Tell me this isn’t prince harry the merman

“In arts school playing tuba as a girl gave you cool points. In high school, it turns out, those cool points were nontransferable. But this was a concept I hadn’t yet grasped.” bit.ly/4bfscqD

Wishing you a shitty first draft, today and everyday

On date nights I now eat two meals: my usual 7pm dinner to keep me from murdering someone or ending the relationship and dinner with my boyfriend in the restaurant at 11:30pm The boyfriend is Argentine and finds it very amusing that I eat dinner at 7pm notenoughmiddlefingers.substack.com

My parents were high school sweethearts, so I asked my mom if she regretted getting married so young She goes: “Your dad’s a really good kisser!” I cut her off when she started telling me how his lips were like little pillows bit.ly/4aJNM6c

El Cruce: What it’s like running Patagonia’s 100km mountain ultramarathon 🏃‍♀️ Danielle Ames buenosairesherald.com/what-to-do-in-…

Flybondi among world’s worst for delayed and canceled flights With little warning or response from the low-cost airline, 12,000 passengers were left high and dry over the weekend ✍️ Danielle Ames buenosairesherald.com/business/infra…

💥The Herald and Mothers of Plaza de Mayo to share their archives with the public A special event on March 22 at Casa Nuestros Hijos will also feature a round table on journalism and human rights in Argentina buenosairesherald.com/human-rights/t…

DATE: So tell me about yourself ME: My brain sturdy like large oak table DATE: Ok