so committed to the game he had his whole right arm replaced with a massive basketball

Bro set clanker rights back 200 years

DraftKings users when their doctor puts them at +500 to survive butthole cancer

internet hall of fame I can't believe I've never seen this clip of Kanye's scrapped talent show 😭 😭

DDP vs Khamzat

Talmudic authors when they get to the part about Jesus

90's kids can relate 🤣

When my kids go through years of therapy and finally confront me on why I used to get drunk and beat them

I've sent this to every girl I've matched with and they all ghost me what am I doing wrong, this should be an instant bag??

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RIP GOAT 🙏🏻💔😤

I'd like to think this wasn't even some cool ass scientific work by DaVinci, but rather a commission from some freaky ahh merchant that Leo had to accept to pay his bills.

Me when I confront the CEO of frozen shrimp for making the 2lb label on the package refer to the shrimp AND ice glaze within, nerfing my protien calculations and killing my gains

Lil Wayne on IANAHB

wyatt dunkin Don’t let the rizzler fool y’all

You either get fired as a Rigby or work long enough to see yourself become the Benson