tonight at the bar a girl looks at me and goes “are you single” and i said yes and she said “ok you’re coming with me” and that was kinda hot so then i walked around with her like a baby duckling for 2 hours the end

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Yeah get the tafa brothers gone

Dustin Poirier also should’ve won a vacant, undisputed lightweight title when he KO’d Conor McGregor in Abu Dhabi, but UFC wouldn’t acknowledge Khabib’s retirement decision and move the belt on.

That’s not even what the quote says😭his body can’t make the weight anymore that’s it

Last country to catch us off guard this early literally got two nukes dropped on them I’m not nervous

Haven’t disagreed with this guy since all the racism

“Did you see what MaryKate did? And that chick at Boston College?” You wake up in a cold sweat to the sound of a bugle. It’s snowing, and your tent mate has pneumonia. The American flag flies over Valley Forge. Washington’s voice rises above the rest. Britain will fall.

Barstool Sports Wow and i thought i was in love with her when i was 14

5 SEASONS 0 FINAL FOURS INFINITE DIRTY PLAYS 1 (rumored) HOMOSEXUAL SEX TAPE 1 SKI MASK WORN THE DAY AFTER HIS RIVAL’S CAMPUS SUFFERED A MASS SHOOTING 0 NBA DRAFT MOCKS NI HAO HUNTER DICKINSON

2011: UFC Debut 2025: Retiring as one of the greatest Lightweights to ever do it One Last Ride this summer The Diamond

Well Aspinall is the best fighter on the planet and McIntyre is an actor 👍

The duality of man. You may not know it now buddy but i’m you in 20 years

Praying the UFC announces a new TV rights package with Netflix so I can cancel ESPN+ immediately

Alexander Volkanovski, Max Holloway, and Islam Makachev would be the greatest 3 fight win streak of all time

“Why are nba ratings down?” Well.. im a big bucks fan. I also like watching the pacers… the game is on nba tv. A channel i have on youtube tv. Its the playoffs… Like why would you make it harder for people to watch your games? Especially during the playoffs?

Overrate THAT

Respect the Pacers