People that drive Wranglers are better than me

I think I could be very hot if I tried replies are off

Yes, my life is exactly like Grey’s Anatomy thanks for asking (I have never seen Grey’s Anatomy)

Why would they ask Adele that.. 😭 x.com/BARBlETHINGZ/s…

Which am I

hot take but Adele is pretty good

I don’t have Spotify but I still want attention

Embracing my UCF alum status for 24 hours then back to being a hater

I’m about to look like every other white guy with a mullet and a mustache

I’m going to have to use a shitload of paper straws to make up for this

Last year I got to spend my birthday watching a bunch of nut jobs try and overthrow the government, this year I get to be on a 28 hour shift. Stay winning 😤😤

A Mullet Is Born

Extremely embarrassed at how quickly I started/got caught up on Euphoria

"Why is gas so expensive? 2022 Q1 profits: ExxonMobil - $5,480,000,000 (a 100% increase compared to 2021 Q1) BP - $6,200,000,000 (highest quarterly profit in a decade) Chevron - $6,260,000,000 (a 400% increase compared to 2021 Q1)

McCarthy got angrier over a *foiled* plot to shoot a SCOTUS justice than he did over 19 kids *actually* getting shot and killed.

Abortion, which is lifesaving in cases of miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy, etc, will now be illegal in many states & even criminal in some & women will die as a result of this decision. So don't tell me you're pro-life.

you ever have a friend become a doctor and are like "oh no...are doctors dumb"

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven. x.com/Acyn/status/15…

No idea whats going on in that new game of thrones show because I play on my phone the whole time but I like it

People over 6’1” should not be allowed at concerts