if you have "organ donor" on your drivers license and youre in an accident, the hospital will let you die or outright kill you to make money off harvesting your organs

Yall hoes begged for the summer but can't take the heat

Homeless man ran up to tell me he’s crazy, I said “Me too.”

i'm so grateful that so many things are none of my business.

call each friend individually and repeat the story as many times as you can.

someone: sends a screenshot me: checking their BATTERY %

what I need rn😩

I always admire people like this because my go to meal when I am feeling lazy is starving!!!

I’m sorry but The Amazing World of Gumball be having my grown ass cracking up 😂😂😂😂 it’s too funny lol

you be fighting for your life financially then all your toiletries run out at the same time

the plot may be thick, but I’m thicker.

nby ever took no 🥷🏾from me but wayne county 🤨💯💯💯.

People’s house

men be scared you’re gonna take their $147 dollars

No, I haven’t reached all my goals yet, but 2 years ago, I wished for the life I’m living now. And for that I am truly grateful

i can’t wait til summer over i can’t believe this the weather yall prayed for

Barely that

i always tell people to “drive safe” then get in my car and drive straight into a curb

Mind you I do lashes