maybe the funniest tweet ever made

So women Black women just have accepted they are meant to be single mothers. The coping gymnastics even go to telling married women they are single mothers. I thank God that’s just not my story.

Arteta thinks he’s Avon Barksdale

Hizi ni nini surely!

Niggas walking back to their private jets like it's Uber. I'm sick.

Troopz head loss 😭😭😭😭

Brother, YOU are on THAT side of twitter that everyone hates.💀

Mwili haijengwi na mawe, itisha sosa babygirl☺️

*when the Judge starts to speak as if he is on your side Lawyer. Stupid client

Indeed this is Dangote's year.

Sunderland’s new TikTok is brilliant 😂😂😂

Hapa unajua tu ni ngori😂😂😂😂

what have we done

Bye 🤦🏽‍♀️😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀 y'all play too much

Mo Salah needs two statues. One at Anfield, one at Old Trafford

The way James Harden & Lil baby are looking at Kanye is sending me 😭😭

So KRA can trace and locate the 200 bob my mom sent me 5 months ago but they can't trace the billions being withdrawn from the e-citizen portal? I'd rather go to jail.

I, DAVID KENANA MARAGA...

chain mail pendant...are they going to war?

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Liverpool have decided that Xabi Alonso will be their coach next season. — SPORT BILD