Really fighting for my life in the hair chair every morning😮‍💨

I am literally the luckiest human alive 🥹 He meant *being*

How am I supposed to spy on my neighborhood now? 😭😭

Tomorrow is my 1st First Day of School.. ahhh I think I’m more nervous than the kindergartener starting school tomorrow!

Let’s bring back DARE but it’s bullying friends who do drugs so bad they quit doing them.

My boyfriends 9 y/o son told me “it must have been really lonely before you met us since you’ve never lived with anyone before” brother you are going to be blown to pieces if/when you find out I’ve been married before😂

Someone just asked if I was 24 so I guess I’ve still got it 💁🏼‍♀️

Bar so slow I feel like a character in Radiator Springs from Cars

I asked the kids if they had any song requests and the 9 year old threw this on out.. so proud of this little nerd🥹 open.spotify.com/track/14Qcrx6D…

Airport vibing after a frantic day is the best🍺😎

The bar I’ve worked at for 8years closed kind of suddenly (I had a shift that night and was never told not to show up) and I’ve been just meh about it because I was planning on leaving when I move anyways. A friend said “we don’t get to give you a going away party” I AM CRYING

October was the perfect month for a heist

horror story this morning (wasp in my blinds)

Me to everyone at the new bar🥲

Staying at my house tonight and realized I not longer refer to it as home and that’s kind of bittersweet..

And tonight, I relearn multiplication with a nine year old 😭😭

I’ve worked roughly 19,800 hours at my current job and I have 56 working hours until I no longer work here. A decade of my life has gone in the blink of an eye.

My new boss sent me a calendar invite called “Beverages and Bonding” .. did she send it to everyone in the office individually or am I going for one-on-one drinks with my boss at 4:15 today? 🤪

If the USA Curling team, Korey and Cory, have a love child, they could name the kid Quarry.