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God please take the hate this is getting and redirect it to “Anyone Else But You” by the Moldy Peaches.

Me when I learned about dry shampoo and Snow app

I’d like to suggest a moratorium on these as punchlines Anything re: Lockheed Martin / BlackRock / The Hague Random Eastern European / Balkan ethnicities Brandy Melville U.S. Hardcore Punk shirt

Bf says no oriental decor allowed in our Tokyo apartment

Alexi reveals the meaning

“Intentional” has to be the dimwit word of the year … can’t read a celeb interview without it coming up at least once. Like yeah I would hope that the fucking multimillion dollar movie you made had some INTENT BEHIND IT

So obsessed with the idea of having two puppies that look like this and naming them “Fritto” and “Misto” that they have begun to appear in my dreams. For example last night I nearly drowned trying to save Fritto and Misto from being swept away by a rip current at the beach

This is literally a Javanese woman with high self esteem

Lowkey everything in my life fell into place after I finessed my dad’s Rolex off of him when he was drunk at a baptism after party

She’s so me

This “eldest daughter” narrative will never resonate with me … my older sister is in my apartment eating my food and watching AI generated body cam arrest footage of SpongeBob characters

Everyone is so stupid bruh it’s MODESENS EVERYTHIGN IS ALWAYS “SOLD OUT”

YAAAAS

Midnight lindywalk, JAPAN 😱

Can my bf stop being an Ameriboo … I didn’t move to Tokyo to listen to Pop Smoke at 9 in the morning

Whenever I don’t want to eat something my bf always tries to convince me by saying “this is Wonyoung’s favorite food” bitch Wonyoung is not eating shark fin soup

THERE WAS A HEALING

How am i meant to wear any of my nice clothes out in this baka chungus city when EVERYONE WANTS TO SMOKE INSIDE