There really is a vine for everything, and all of these are 100% accurate.

having speak with animals activated before scratch or owlbear cutscenes is so good

My roommate’s cat’s favorite toy lately is the recycling bin

Now let’s decorate for Christmas

you have pet the cat

Ziwe for US Taskmaster Nathan Fielder as her assistant

any Miley Cyrus cover is better than the original song — a Thread ✨

we have Baldur's Gate 3 at home, son

ARRESTS NOW: A Virginia Tech student in her graduation cap and gown being arrested right now at the Virginia Tech Gaza Liberation Protest

I am cursed with vitamin D levels that race towards the floor, and also with skin that bubbles up in hives any time I’m in the sun What am I to do

Has anyone made a thirst trap edit of lord Simon strong yet

Thinking about the first dog in space again (because she was an answer on jeopardy)

the way this is two different jenna maroney plot-lines rolled into one headline

Are you normal or does your dad text you about his funeral playlist

Going to bait Republicans by saying there is an organization that wants to expose minors to sexual education that will change their sexuality and when they ask me who are these groomers, I'll say that it's The Family Foundation.

Anyone ever randomly think about Orpheus and Eurydice and get so sad!!!!!!!?