Had no idea that Hamas had a West Midlands branch

I met Denzel Washington today while he was sitting in a train station (probably on a break from filming) and while I stared and gawked at him he asked if I was gonna stand there being pretty or come take a picture… naturally I took that to mean he called me pretty!

The kindness of muslims. Subhanallah.

These guys are giving up their big tech 6 figure salary jobs that provide them a free gym, daily free meals, massages and stocks and ya’ll can’t give up an $8 sugar milk drink from Starbucks or an artificial chicken sandwich from McDonald’s bc ya’ll are fat and greedy. Crazy.

Not sure how this has happened. Outside cat is ours. Inside cat is not.

MYSTIC MAC IS BACK 🔮🇮🇪

Conor McGregor takes on Michael Chandler at 170lbs! #UFC303

OMG HOLLOWAY

*Crypto market crashes, inflation at all time highs, violence and crime at all time highs and the US is gearing up for war with Iran*

me and the bois watching UFC 300:

#UFC300

For just £3 you can feed a hungry soul this Ramadan in Pakistan, please donate and share whatever means you have ⬇️

gofund.me/15fc4b08

My bro is hosting a fundraiser this ramadan to give iftaar meals to those who can’t afford it.

So I’m gonna make it as easy as possible for you to help out.

For every 1 retweet this tweet gets, I’ll donate $1

No one has ever gone broke by giving.

projectiftar.org

What my TV sees at 4am when I’m watching #UFC298 by myself:

SAVED BY THE BELL #UFC298

Curiosity The best movie ever 🚀

Morbid Knowledge Humanity and kindness goes a long way than you could imagine🥸

He looks like the inside of my tupperware after I have spag Bol

sleepy seal

Just realized starting this weekend we’ll have a UFC event for 11 weekends in a row

Real war

We demand an immediate ceasefire. We demand justice. And we demand an end to the occupation of Palestine.

My speech at the Council of Europe.