I don’t really go for hot girl walks but I do go for gremlin walks where I leave the house looking like a train wreck and begrudgingly admit that the fresh air is helping me rediscover my will to live
I can’t stand the overwhelmingly millennial cultural voice that says, “don’t just show up at my house for a visit don’t call me on the phone don’t ask me to drive you to the airport or help you move” you murdered community spirit & then started talking about a loneliness epidemic
Theres no such thing as wasting your 20s, your 20s are for recovering from whatever happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s
I'm not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home