Strange way to describe a Zomato delivery guy.

the devil didn't make you do it, you're just an asshole.

Maturity is realizing that Sunny was being top notch A-hole here. Dude was just happy that he was going to see his family.

Farhaan from 3 idiots—

Mr. Murthy has struggled more than Ananya Pandey.

Breakfast and dessert during spring season.

April Fool's day falls on 1st of April because of all the hard work we do till March and say, 'let's forget about it and start from zero'.

Alarms are for children. Real men wake up due to anxiety.

Expecting people to remember your birthday is a level of narcissism I'll never understand.

Brings a tear to my eye looking at the attacking cricket that Ben Duckett has inspired

When you finally leave that toxic manager.

Ye kya aag moot rahe hain SRH wale?

Aisi shakal ho to kisi bhi phone se photo achchhi hi aayegi. 🥲

I may look okay but deep down I'm sad that she didn't get with him leaving that horrible family behind.

Time traveler moves a chair.

The timeline-

Man CSK is Australia of IPL.

*Kid does something naughty*
Wife- Aapki beti... 😕
*Kid does something good*
Wife- Haye meri bachchi... 😍

Shashi Tharoor's Holi wish.

Rohit ruled.
Pandya failed.
MI lost.
Everything worked out.