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The whole "Chase Money Glitch" thing is hilarious because it's just basic check fraud, but none of them knew that because none of them has ever written a check before.

Charles Dickens described those events as being the first link in a chain that binds us and I think no one has ever described a concept more accurately.

My MIL just told me about when her husband and his family took her to a George Jones restaurant in Texas and the staff stopped them from entering, saying, "We can't sit you because of her. We don't serve coloreds here." She's Filipino!! And it was 1990!!

I think it's time we be honest with each other.

I travel through the universe. My brothers and sisters reach their aphelion, glancing at me with hope or jealousy that always fades as they are clawed back into their endless cycles. Their stars roar as I pass; I feel their heat and the tug of their presence, but I am unbound.

Call my strongest, blindest friends.v

I shudder to think of the ALIEN franchise if Resurrection hadn't bombed.

I hate the switch from labor day to day labor.

Because the difference between adventure and conflict is everyone making it back with enough of themselves left to still want to celebrate with each other. I want this more than I want four skeletons sitting around a pile of gold or a dragon melting a guy.

Absolute silence on the beach as a dozen swarthy men reveal yet another countertop. Captain: Yarr, a promise to each his own island I made, and to each a man I have delivered. If there be a complaint to be made, I'd ask specificity be considered.

It's insane that this is $189,000 today and $50 in five years.

Heard snoring noises and looked over at our cat.

This has the "embrace your dystopia" energy that I have come to despise in American media.

First time I've wished something was AI

Batman would be so screwed

This is what normalization looks like in case you wondered.

Oh, you have a Hyundai Accent?? Say something in Hyundaiian.

If you truly want to fix things you need to find the root of the problem.