An AI compilation every serial killer into one man.

The toilet paper still goes under, not over.

Who up dreading the neverending march of time, and the inevitability of your own demise?

Mood

Everybody knows a guy like this

Tag a friend 😂

When your ex starts snooping around again

I'm sorry, but I've decided to sell out. I apologize to those who will be inconvenienced.

Hot Fuzz is fine for an 8-year-old right? Answer 'Yes' only

The 900 number days were wild.

Don't say 'It's not you, it's me' they'll never learn to not be shit like that.

Me, 19 years old.
Planning to break up with girlfriend tomorrow.
Girlfriend's brother dies in horrible accident that night.
Stay with girlfriend I don't like for 4 more months. 😭

'...and this is our son Haidynn'

'Ok, and this my pepper spray'

Who even has the time or energy to jornk da bornk anymore?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

The Samsung US consumer service rep just called me back and refused to help me unless I changed his survey score from a zero to a ten. I told him he already didn't help me, why would I do that? And he hung up on me.

I hope this email finds you suffering.

Blocking them isn't enough. I need them dead.