For Halloween my daughter wanted to go as a “Chansel Square” as she calls it from the St Charles Square video. You know, the thing that lives under the floorboards and has long and slender claws! She loved it 😊 blur Damon Albarn Alex James Dave Rowntree graham coxon

Art by Prof. DR TheFamousArtistBirdyRose.

#BoycottCostaCoffee

#SaveTheTomboys

I just turned on Tips for my profile. Appreciate you. #SendTips

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

I’m going give $1,000 to someone random who retweets this tweet (must be following me so I can dm you if you win)

GB News

Today marks the fourth anniversary of the #Westminster attack.

We will always remember those who so sadly lost their lives. Our thoughts continue to be with everyone affected by that truly terrible day 💙

'guys, form into megabird'

There are 20k black cabs & v little work for the drivers. Let’s get them mobilised to collect the old & vulnerable to take them to hospitals for a vaccine. Pay them a daily rate & get London moving again. 5 each a day is 2m in a month! Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan TfL Taxi & Private Hire Piers Morgan

Great idea...
cc Matt Hancock

Putting aside the Govt’s ineptitude.. some perspective:
The WW2 generation had to spend 6yrs dodging bombs & praying for loved ones to survive ferocious battles with the Nazis.
We’re being asked to only meet up with 5 mates at the pub.
We can probably cope if we dig deep.

Julia: 'No one getting on a dingy in France is desperate. I don't want to live in a war-torn country either, but you're in France. It's a safe country. Claim asylum there. You're not our problem... We are in crazy territory. I implore the government to get a grip.'

Julia Hartley-Brewer

Never let the interviewee grab your notes.

Hancock's glare always seems to say 'Before we came to dinner at your parents we agreed that if I said the code word 'turnip' that would be your cue to wrap things up, but I've said turnip at least 12 times in the last hour. You're obviously ignoring me and I sound insane'

Arise Sir Tom. Captain Tom Moore is to receive a Knighthood for his NHS fundraising. 👏